User:AnUnfortunatelySharpBlade

Anonymous female teenager

Looks like her profile picture; shaped like a potato

Consistently has a song stuck in her head (probably a meme)

Afraid of cheese puffs, icebergs, and hot dogs, hates tomatoes but isn't afraid of them

Commonly aliased the Kit Kat Queen

Has celiac disease and she's very sad that she can't have pasta, cookies, and waffles

Can also do weird things with her voice